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Post by Night Hawk on Dec 15, 2008 16:22:39 GMT 12
Me: ... These things are fun...
Logan: /I/ hate these things... -_-
Me: That's just 'cause you have no sense of fun!
Logan: No. It's 'cause I'm tired!
Fenrir: *growls*
Me: Hey, Fenrir! Transform for me, would you? *pulls in a big barrel*
Fenrir: ... *transforms into werewolf form*
Me: *pulls out a string off bells from the barrel and ties them to Fenrir's tail. Then paints Fenrir's nose red and sticks antlers on him* RUDOLPH!
Fenrir: why am I the only one that has to get dressed up ridiculously... -_-
Me: You should feel priviliged. PRIVILIGED!
Logan: *puts super glue on his body and then dives into the barrel of bells* *comes out and is covered in bells* I'M AN ELF! *dances around* JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE! Heheheheh!
Me: .. you don;t have elf ears...
Logan: WHERE ARE MY POINTY EARS?! *searches in his pockets and pull out lots of random stuff* Flamethrower... nope. Rum... nope. Mini T.V... Nope.. Marty... Nope.
Marty: Your pockets are awesome! You have a mini fridge, a couch and a iron in there!
Logan: Yup. But no elf ears... AHAH! *pulls out pointy ears and puts them on* YESSS!
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Post by Wolf Heart on Dec 15, 2008 16:37:59 GMT 12
Me: *jumps in the room, spinnign arms aroudn wildly* I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT MAKING ONE OF THESE!!!!!!
Todd: *runs in munching cake* *looks around* *runs over to Fenrir* Joo... oo like cake, yes..?
Vladimir: ...
Demetri: *pokes Vladimir's post* DOTS!
Vladimir: ... -_-
Demetri: FUNNY FACE!
Vladimir: Freak.
Demetri: It... IT TALKS!
Vladimir: ...
Todd: MANGY MUTT! FLEA RIDDEN, SLOBBERING MONGREL WITH RABIES!
Demetri and Vladimir *turn to look at Todd. Then both instantly turn to look at Fenrir*
Todd: NOT HIM! Yooooooouuuuu! *points at Demetri*
Demetri: SHUT It! Nobody knows I'm a werewolf.. *couhgs*
Me: ... Why is Todd not in his straighjacket..?
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Post by Night Hawk on Dec 15, 2008 18:47:59 GMT 12
Me: ... Why is Todd not in his straighjacket..?
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Me: What a perfect random oppertunity to bring in my other character!
Twitch: *poofs in strangling himself with a rope*
Fenrir: No, I don't like cake! Now, get away from me! *growls and snaps at Todd*
Logan: I LIKE CAKE! *glances at Todd* Can I have some? I'll give you some new cake to try... *pulls out a squished thing from his pocket which is covered in pocket lint* It's lint flavoured cake.
Marty: DON'T EAT IT! IT'S POISON! *twitch*
Twitch: HEY! Only Twitchy's allowed to twitch! *still strangling self with rope*
Marty: Oh.. Okay... *spazzes out* That okay?
Twitch: Yippers! ^^ *gasp*
Me: You are a weirdo, Twitch.
Twitch: Twitchy like pain.
Me: YOU'RE A GHOST/DEMON! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL PAIN!
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Post by <Fallen>:. on Dec 17, 2008 9:24:48 GMT 12
Me: Oh no... Now we're all doomed...
Seren: Now are you glad I'm not related to my little sister?
Me: No.
Seren: I don't know why you bring me to these things. All I do is sit in the corner and mope about stuff.
Me: You will socialise, or I'll.. I'll... I'll make you leave!
Seren: *Rolls eyes* Oh the horror. Please, spare me now.
Genna: *Poofs in with psychotic grin* Who said pain?!
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Post by Wolf Heart on Dec 17, 2008 15:27:27 GMT 12
Todd: *kicks Fenrir* YOU NO LIKE CAKE! *bounces over to Twitch and waves* You like cake? *munches on cake* *tilts head*
Me: *dives on Fallen* RAWRHAHAHAAHH!
Demetri: *pokes Genna* .... 0_o You're name seems familiure...
Vladimir: It's like Gemma... but with two 'n's instead of 'm's.... XD
Me: HE SAID PAIN!!!!! *points at Twitch, twitching*
Todd: *kicks me* ONLY TWITCHY TWITCHES! *deathglares Logan* ONLY MY CAKE! NO ONE EAT CAKE! NO ONE TOUCH CAKE! NO ONE SAY THEY NO LIKE CAKE!
Me: OR ELSE TODD KICKS YOU!
Todd: *runs over and kicks Logan, and then snatches Logan's cake away* MINE! *cake poofs and dissappears int ohis secret stash of poofable cake*
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Post by <Fallen>:. on Dec 17, 2008 18:07:47 GMT 12
Me: *Oof* Marshmallow truce?
Genna: *Pouts* It was invented by a random name generator! My name >.> *Writes her name on paper and eats it, before rushing over to Twitchy* You says pain? Can I help, can I can I can I?!
Seren: My sister is insane.
Me: I don't think I ever want to hear the word 'cake' said again in my life. My brain hurts.
Genna: Can I help?
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Post by Night Hawk on Dec 18, 2008 12:25:19 GMT 12
Twitch: *tilts head and waves at Todd* Twitchy likes cake. ^_^
Fenrir: .... *face-twitch*
Me: BAD DOG! *hisses*
Fenrir: What are you, a snake?
Logan: *jingles over to Genna* You can all do us a favour by killing Twitchel.. again.
Twitch: *grins* Twity's been killed alot of times ^^ *tugs on rope around neck*
Marty: Why is everyone seemingly... mental? *pokes Seren with a stick* are you sane? 0_o
Fenrir: *growls and goes an sits in a dark corner*
Me: STUPID WEREWOLF! *throws a can of whipped cream at Fenrir* I'LL SUE YOU! Mainly 'cause the elephant says so..
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Post by Wolf Heart on Dec 18, 2008 13:38:29 GMT 12
Todd: *nod nod* You want some? *holds cake out to Twitch*
Me: Marshmallows? Hrm.. ZOKAY! ^^
Demetri: 0_o
Vladimir: 0_o
Demtri&Vladimir: TODD'S OFFERING HIM CAKE?!?!?!!?!?
Leon: .... hehehhehehehe... *is setting up a trail of gun powder from leading towards the door from a giant pile of nitrogen, c4 and and TNT*
- a explosion is heard from far off-
Me: What was that..?
Leon: Oh, that was jsut a hospital exploding.
Me: WHAT?!?!
Leon: Oh, don't worry. It's far away. We're in no danger of being blown up.
Me: WHAT?! 0_o
Leon: .... freak.
Me: Oh, I got told that last night, but WHAT?!
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Post by <Fallen>:. on Dec 18, 2008 14:18:39 GMT 12
Seren: I sure as hell hope so. >.> And do that again and I'll eat your stick.
Genna: Not a very nice way to talk to your lil sister, Seren. *Pouts, while attempting to tie Twitch to a rack* Why does he keep going through the rope?!
Seren: Wait a minute. There's another werewolf here. And he's sitting in a dark corner. That's normally my job in these things! >.< There's something severely wrong with this world.
Me: You also happen to be talking. That doesn't happen very often either, even during role-plays.
Seren: I think you need to bring in another charrie then.
Me: *Coughs, ignoring her* So let me get this straight. They've just blown up the hospital. How many insane people do they have locked up in the loony bin over there!?!?!?
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Post by Night Hawk on Dec 18, 2008 14:23:42 GMT 12
Me: Aw hell, I'm tired XD
Twitch: *stops strangling self with rope* Twitchy don't know... Twitchy no had cake for /years/.... *snatches cake and stuffs it all in his mouth* Mmmmm *licks lips and rubs his stomach* Hey, hey, wanna meet my friend?
Logan: *runs over to Leon, jingling like crazy* SWEEEEEEETTTTTT! You gonna blow it up? BLow it! BLOW IT! BLOW THE PLACE SKY HIGH! *maniacal laughter*
Fenrir: *growls*
Me: *dives on Fenrir* EVIL WOLF!
Fenrir: *bites at me*
Me&Fenrir: *are locked in some epic, random battle*
Twitch: *is getting tied to a rack* Meh no no why rope keeps going through Twitchy... Twitchy sad... *picks up rope*
Marty: You jsut picked u pthe rope she was trying to tie you up with, though... *Pokes Seren again with a stick*
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Post by Wolf Heart on Dec 18, 2008 17:04:12 GMT 12
Todd: *nod nod* And you wanna meet my friend after Todd meets Twitchey's friend?
Demetri: I'M A WEREWOLF, TOO!!!!!!! *jumps up and down waving arms about wildly*
Vladimir: ...
Demetri: AND HE'S A VAMPIRE! *points at Vladimir*
Vladimir: Demetri...
Demetri: Aw, it's allright, Vlad. I love you too! *grins*
Me: WEREWOLVES! *looks at Demetri, Fenrir and Seren* ATTACK THE VAMPIRE! *holds a neon sign above Vladimir's head*
Vladimir: .. *twitch*
Todd: *munches on cake* *poofs Logan's cake* ... BLEUCK! *stuffs cake in some random person's face that just happens to be walking by*
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Post by <Fallen>:. on Dec 20, 2008 8:21:15 GMT 12
Seren: *Rips stick out of Marty's hands. Chews on stick* Stick's aren't all that appetising you know. Genna: Friend? What friend? I didn't know ghosts had friends. So many new friends to meet  ! -- Seren: >.> I hate vampires. They make me sneeze. Don't taste to good neither. -- Me: *Wipes cake off face* So much for the escaping theory. |
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Post by Night Hawk on Dec 20, 2008 12:32:59 GMT 12
Twitch: *runs over to the corner of darkness and throws a piece of caramel candy* Mr. Boogey Man needs his candy.
Marty: ... *Pouts* *grabs a branch* ^^ *Pokes Seren*
Logan: HOW COME HE GETS CAKE?! *Deathglares Todd while pointing at Twitch*
Fenrir: *growls* Normally, I'm up for a fight.. but today...
Me: But today, he's a grump. *Throws a can of whipped cream at Fenrir*
Fenrir: I said I'm not up for fighting today, boy.
Twitch: But you just was in a fight with him befores...
Fenrir: Good point, boy... *Dives one me again*
Me: BLAST IT! YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T UP FOR A FIGHT!
Fenrir: As Twitchel kindly put it, I was jsut in a fight with you.
Me: *Sends a stream of curses at Twitch while kicking Fenrir* *In between insulting Twitch's mother and threatening to kill Twitch* Azural! GET IN HERE!
Azural: WHAT?! *looks around* This place insured? *smashes a hole in the door so he can fit into the room*
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Post by <Fallen>:. on Dec 20, 2008 13:11:27 GMT 12
Me: O.o
Seren: Time to fight fire with fire. *Grabs a tree and strikes a fencing pose* En garde!
Genna: Well... Mesa thinks it's time for a ghost-proof rope. *Magically uses her powers of Mary-Sueishness to get such a rope. Attempts to lasso Twitch.*
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Post by Wolf Heart on Dec 20, 2008 20:44:44 GMT 12
Todd: *nods* Everyone needs candy. Candy good. Candy gots sugar.. like cake! *munches on cake* ^_^
Me: ANDRE RIEU RULES!!!!!!
Leon: *lights the fuse and watches as it travels towards the pile of explosives* ... Hehehehe...
Vladimir: *kicks me* HAH! No werewolves are attacking me!
Me: .... *glares pointidly at Demetri*
Demetri: ... Hold on.... *grabs a can of whipped cream and sprays it in mouth* Rabies... *dives on Vladimir* RAWR! Beware of the vicious werewolf with rabies! *growls*
Vladimir: *hisses* GERROFF MEH!
Todd: *twirls around* Weheee
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